Thursday, July 26, 2007

Laugh a Little....

Okay people.....seeing as how I was on a more "serious mission" yesterday, I thought today we'd all just take some time out to "laugh a little." This bit of humor comes from my "California Chickies," whom I miss very much, but continually keep the smiles coming!!!

Butt Measurement.....

A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day. And the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie ?"
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I don't care who you are.....that was FUNNY!!! And speaking of husbands and grilling....


And last but not least....something just to make you think.....

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

2 comments:

Domestic Chicky said...

Ha! Too stinkin funny...and thank you for the little package I recieved today...you know it will be used!!!!
PS-we need to chat...global domination is in our grasp!! Bahhahahaha!!! :)

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOLOL!!! Too funny!

All for His glory, ~Rhen