Friday Funnies

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,” You don’t know Jack Schitt?!”
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts you can now respond in an intelligent way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O Schitt,
the fertilizer magnet and owner of Needeep N Schitt, Inc. they
had one son Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious
couple produced Six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school Dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt Later married Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other
six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials the Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodical son, left home to tour the world. He
recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, “you don’t know Jack Schitt?” you can correct
them.

Remembering.....

Let us be thankful & not forget! Whatever your political beliefs.... I think everyone can appreciate the sacrifices & bravery of those on 9/11/01!!! As well as those made, by our military & their families on a daily basis.

Below is a poem written by a Marine that was sent to his father. In a letter to his Dad he asked that the poem be forwarded.....so 'Every Home' will read it.

THE MARINE

We all came together,
Both young and old
To fight for our freedom,
To stand and be bold.

In the midst of all evil,
We stand our ground,
And we protect our country
From all terror around.

Peace and not war,
Is what some people say.
But I'll give my life,
So you can live the American way.

I give you the right
To talk of your peace.
To stand in your groups,
and protest in our streets.

But still I fight on,
I don't bitch, I don't whine.
I'm just one of the people
Who is doing your time.

I'm harder than nails,
Stronger than any machine.
I'm the immortal soldier,
I'm a U.S. MARINE!

So stand in my shoes,
And leave from your home.
Fight for the people who hate you,
With the protests they've shown.
Fight for the stranger,
Fight for the young.
So they all may have,
The greatest freedom you've won

Fight for the sick,
Fight for the poor
Fight for the cripple,
Who lives next door.

But when your time comes,
Do what I've done.
For if you stand up for freedom,
You'll stand when the fight's done

By: Corporal Aaron M. Gilbert , US Marine Corps
USS SAIPAN, PERSIAN GULF