HALLOWEEN Friday Funnies

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...

Walking faster, he look back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP....

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, as the terrified man runs.Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...and...suddenly...

The coffin stops.

Oh Where, Oh Where....

Has Southern Fried Chicky been? Oh where, oh where is she?

Good news.....she's baaaaccck! Sorry I've been MIA lately, but between being sick, having surgery, making costumes for the girls, recovering from surgery, PTO stuff, becoming an 'AVON Lady' & just everyday life in general....I've had my hands somewhat full.....and from the looks of it, I don't see it slowing down anytime soon!

Surgery went well, was in & out the same day. Still a little tender in areas, but for the most part feeling GREAT! Which is a good thing.....cuz' I was really sick of being sick!!!

The girls are doing good! They both love school & enjoy being right across the hall from one another. Kaitlynd made all A's this past quarter & Kailee made all A's with one very high B. They both were on 'honor roll' & Kailee also received the 'Citizenship Award' for her class! Peter & I are both so very proud of the girls. They are also involved in the 'Daisies' which is basically 'Girl Scouts' for their age. As a matter of fact they will be having their 'investiture' (ceremony welcoming them to the Daisies) this Saturday.

Peter, has been keeping himself busy with work & now that football season is here, so is his Steeler-itis. There is NO talking to Big Daddy when his team is on! So much so, that he has now made his daughter a fan! She puts on her Steeler jersey, just like her daddy & refers to them as her team.....& occasionally will even watch a bit of the game with him. Kailee, will wear her jersey, but that's about as far as she'll go. What can I say? Big Daddy has converted us ALL to being Steeler fans. Yes, I too, even have a jersey! Not too mention we also have one of these!Well that about catches everyone up to date. Hopefully I'll be able to continue posting on a more regular basis now, that I am feeling better.