Out of the Mouth of Babes

So I asked my two the questions below.....here's what they had to say.

Why did God make mothers?
Kaitlynd: Because He was mad.
Kailee: Because He didn't want Daddy to be lonely.
How did God make mothers?
Kailynd: He stirred them up in a bowl.
Kailee: After stirring them up in a bowl, He poured them into a pan & put them into the oven.
What ingredients are mothers made of ?
Kaitlynd: Hair
Kailee: Skin & bones.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
Kailee: Because she came out of Grandma's tummy.
Kaitlynd: What sister said.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
Kaitlynd: Like me, at least that's what Grandma says.
Kailee: Probably nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
Kaitlynd: How old he was.
Kailee: His name & address.
Why did your mom marry your dad?
Kaitlynd: Because he's a goof.
Kailee: Because she became his wife.
Who's the boss at your house?
Kaitlynd: Mommy, cuz' Daddy says so.
Kailee: You & Daddy
What's the difference between moms & dads?
Kaitlynd: Mommies yell alot.
Kailee: Their bodies...Mommy's is bigger.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
Kaitlynd: She cleans
Kailee: She kisses Daddy
What would make your Mom perfect?
Kaitlynd: A pretty dress
Kailee: A pretty face & hair
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
Kaitlynd: She would have a bigger car.
Kailee: That's a hard one....but maybe be nicer?