Look Who's Here.....

It's me...it's me!!! Yes, I'm here....I'm really here!!! I have been such a slacker lately, but with good reason!!! Between "MaryAnn & Ginger" starting school, Big Daddy's car in the shop, everyone fighting a cold, (I of course am losing the fight) I feel like a rubberband being pulled in several different directions.
Things look to be getting a little better, starting to have a little bit of normalcy around here again...so in time I will be right back in the swing of things....blog, blog, bloggin' away!!! Until then here's a little something to make you think.....or at least bring a smile to your face!!!

I want to live my next life backwards:You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
AND THEN ...You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions -- central heating, room service on tap, and ...
You finish off as an orgasm.I rest my case.